Why Being Lonely Is Sometimes Super Awesome

prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

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brandonsgame:

jayykesley:

my body: *is hungry*

me: *puts food in body*

my body: *is nauseous*

me: ????¿¿??¿

Same

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vivialopod:

hullaballoons:

little-king-john:

artwhork:

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”

“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”

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kawaiilluminatii:

warlocksmith:

that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

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When you reach That Point after hours of socializing

infj-fish:

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moonlandingwasfaked:

neopuff:

boogeymed:

if you’re not cyborg from teen titans and you say booyah you should straight up die

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streakoflavender:

diocletianscabbagefarm:

Favorite Roman pasttime

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